QuotaBillsThe crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper