Police Arrest
Undercover policeman gets arrested by one of his own
Can you spot the suspicious suspect in this police lineup?
QuotaBillsRacist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell