QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell