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British police car goes viral for 'polce' typo

A South Yorkshire Police car was posted on Twitter with the caption, “Dear South Yorkshire Police, we love you guys and we know times are tough, but dropping the ‘i’ from 'Police' is ...”
Polce Car thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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“The spelling error was identified immediately by staff who took delivery of the new vehicles,” the spokesman said. “The error was rectified the following day.” The department poked fun at the error on Twitter.
“Have you seen our ‘I’?”
“Last seen at the printers. He is described as being tall, lean and blue. He is much missed by the force who require his immediate return to complete their investigations.”

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Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

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He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

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