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British police car goes viral for 'polce' typo
A South Yorkshire Police car was posted on Twitter with the caption, “Dear South Yorkshire Police, we love you guys and we know times are tough, but dropping the ‘i’ from 'Police' is ...”
Law enforcement in the United Kingdom
“The spelling error was identified immediately by staff who took delivery of the new vehicles,” the spokesman said. “The error was rectified the following day.” The department poked fun at the error on Twitter.
“Have you seen our ‘I’?”
“Last seen at the printers. He is described as being tall, lean and blue. He is much missed by the force who require his immediate return to complete their investigations.”
“Have you seen our ‘I’?”
“Last seen at the printers. He is described as being tall, lean and blue. He is much missed by the force who require his immediate return to complete their investigations.”
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If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
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Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
The monarchical institution in England is immensely valuable. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell
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