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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

One's strongest asset is simultaneously his point of strongest vulnerability. - Harry Levinson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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