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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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