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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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