QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey