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Playing piano tunes for a wall-read audience
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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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