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Pi Chart

Optometrist eye chart for mathematicians

Pi Chart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Since the initial publication of the chart of the electromagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one-millionth of reality. - R Buckminster Fuller

After a series of crimes in the Glasgow area, Chief Inspector McTavish has announced that he is looking for a man with one eye. If he doesn't find him, he's going to use both eyes. - Ronnie Corbett

Art is unquestionably one of the purest and highest elements in human happiness. It trains the mind through the eye, and the eye through the mind. As the sun colors flowers, so does art color life. - John Lubbock

Above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl

I would put myself in the attitude to look in the eye an abstract truth, and I cannot. I blench and withdraw on this side and on that. I seem to know what he meant who said, No man can see God face to face and live. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every morning I wake up and forget just for a second that it happened. But once my eyes open, it buries me like a landslide of sharp, sad rocks. Once my eyes open, I'm heavy, like there's too much gravity on my heart. - Sarah Ockler

What nobler profession than to touch the next generation - to see children hold your understanding in their eyes, your hope in their lives, your world in their hands. In their success, you find your own and so to them you give your all. - Unknown

I recited Pi to 22,514 decimal points in five hours and nine minutes. I was able to do this because of weeks of study, aided by the unusual synaesthesic way my mind perceives numbers as complex multidimensional coloured and textured shapes. - Daniel Tammet

All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible. - T.E. Lawrence


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