Phone Snowman
Frosty calls collect when weather permits
Snow sculpture found at a telephone box
QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown