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Perpetual Motion

Clearing snow before the next blizzard arrives

Perpetual Motion thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Snow removal in Canada takes forever

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier. - Colin Powell

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Sovereignty is the absolute and perpetual power of a commonwealth, the highest power of command. - Jean Bodin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with a steady and perpetual serenity. - Joseph Addison

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw


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