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Perfect Circle

Geometry in motion - for those who enjoy circular reasoning

Perfect Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a math teacher practices what he preaches

Math Circle - a social structure where participants engage in the depths and intricacies of mathematical thinking

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you. - Gayle G. Roper

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Vogue and Self are putting out the message of yoginis as buff and perfect. If you start doing yoga for those reasons, fine. Most people get beyond that and see that it's much, much more. - Patricia Walden


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