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Perfect Circle

Geometry in motion - for those who enjoy circular reasoning

Perfect Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a math teacher practices what he preaches

Math Circle - a social structure where participants engage in the depths and intricacies of mathematical thinking

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed, races won, or lasting happiness achieved. - Maurice Chevalier

There was an old fellow at Trinity
Who solved the square root of infinity.
But it gave him such fidgets
To count up the digits
That he dropped Math and took up Divinity - Unknown


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