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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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I buy when other people are selling. - J Paul Getty

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to get people listening, get them laughing. - Johnny Carson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people. - André Gide

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. - Woody Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

The problem with people who have no vices is that they're pretty sure to have some annoying virtues. - Elizabeth Taylor

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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