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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

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The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The most successful people are not necessarily the most popular. - Unknown

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

I would rather earn 1% off of 100 people's efforts than 100% of my own efforts. - J Paul Getty

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. - Selena Gomez

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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