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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

People don't want to be managed. They want to be led. - Unknown

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Some people say they can do a little bit of everything… very little. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

People cannot be managed. Inventories can be managed, but people must be led. - H Ross Perot

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Why is it we are all born with limitless potential, yet few people fulfill these possibilities? - Abraham Maslo

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

With regard to donations always expect the most from prudent people, who keep their own accounts. - Joseph Addison

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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