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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

We must not allow other people's limited perceptions to define us. - Virginia Satir

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe. - Leo Rosten

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

If I look at the mass of people I will never act. If I look at the one, I will. - Mother Teresa

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting. - Mark Twain

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Anyone can do something when they want to do it. Really successful people do things when they don't want to do it. - Dr. Phil

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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