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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

If you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one. - Mother Teresa

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey

Remind people who they are instead of just complimenting them on what they've done. - Thomas Leonard

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

I wouldn't mind being called middle-aged if only I knew a few more hundred-year-old people. - Dean Martin

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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