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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

People only see what they are prepared to see. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Time spent understanding people is never wasted. - Cate Huston

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Timid people always reek their peevishness on the gentle. - George Eliot

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no such things as honest people, there are only people less crooked. - Gerald F Lieberman

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Some people might say, "Who would want to be 90?" And I say, "Anyone who is 89." - Phyllis Diller

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler

The crowds themselves are meaningless. The thing that counts is what happens to the hearts of the people. - Billy Graham

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

Vision is the world's most desperate need. There are no hopeless situations, only people who think hopelessly. - Winifred Newman

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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