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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The only people who never fail are those who never try. - Ilka Chase

People don't want to be managed. They want to be led. - Unknown

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. - Adrian Mitchell

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

There is no use offering something different if you don't tell people about it. - Robert Campbell Kidd

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. - Oscar Wilde

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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