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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Madness does not go to the mountains; it goes to people. - Greek Proverb

There are two types of people, the prickly and the gooey. - Alan Watts

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

For evil to flourish, all that is needed is for good people to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

Most people fancy themselves innocent of those crimes of which they cannot be convicted. - Seneca

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Why is it we are all born with limitless potential, yet few people fulfill these possibilities? - Abraham Maslo

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything. - Zig Ziglar

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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