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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

People are going to dislike you if you make a decision, even if it turns out to be the right one. - James McPerson

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne


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