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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Only people who do things get criticized. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

There are two types of people, the prickly and the gooey. - Alan Watts

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people. - André Gide

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Too may people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. - Malcolm Forbes

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. - Cary Grant

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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