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Pencil Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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