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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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