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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Parenting is ridiculously flawed. - Jody Defries

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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