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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I don't know what's more exhausting about parenting: the getting up early, or the acting like you know what you're doing. - Jim Gaffigan

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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