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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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