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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Parenting is ridiculously flawed. - Jody Defries

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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