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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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