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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou