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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou