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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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