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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash