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Paint Protection

Should you get protective film on a new car's hood?

Paint Protection thanks to Mike King

Car paint protection coating with cement truck disclaimer

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

I'm a storyteller. I love to tell stories about brands. I love to tell stories, period. I like painting pictures through the words, and that's what I do. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Rest assured that the most fervid revivalism will wear itself out in mere smoke, if it be not maintained by the fuel of teaching. Sound teaching is the best protection for the heresies which ravage right and left among us. - Charles H Spurgeon

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen

I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring. - India de Beaufort


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