Paint Pants

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett

"How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol? We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she says taking her seat again. "Their laws are much more civilized." - Sara Gruen

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen

I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring. - India de Beaufort