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Paint Pants

Fresh paint job for once-clean clothes

Paint Pants thanks to Mike King

Sitting down on the job brings sticky surprise

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Musicians must make music, artists must paint, poets must write if they are to be ultimately at peace with themselves. What humans can be, they must be. They must be true to their own nature. - Abraham Maslow

"How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol? We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she says taking her seat again. "Their laws are much more civilized." - Sara Gruen

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life. - Ayelet Waldman

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen

Contortionist: 1. A guy who can always make both ends meet; 2. A man who leads a double life; 3. The person who invented the rumble seat; 4. The only person who can do what everyone else would like to do - pat himself on the back. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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