Paint Pants

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Laws

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

"How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol? We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she says taking her seat again. "Their laws are much more civilized." - Sara Gruen

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life. - Ayelet Waldman

I have a sewing machine that I adore, and I spend a lot of time sitting in front of it when I'm not working. And any excuse to paint or draw or do something artistic with my hands really gets me going. Definitely aspiring. - India de Beaufort