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Inspiring wall murals change your outlook on life

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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