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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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