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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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