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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett


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