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Owl Friends

Seeing eye to eye towards a relationship that gives a hoot

Owl Friends thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Barred owls are round-headed with no ear tufts

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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