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Owl Friends

Seeing eye to eye towards a relationship that gives a hoot

Owl Friends thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Barred owls are round-headed with no ear tufts

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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