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Owl Door

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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