Outback Waterhole
Swimming Down Under
Where Aussies don't train for the Summer Olympics
Ayers Rock - except for swimmers, it's a tourist paradise
QuotaBillsJust keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll