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Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft


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