Ostrich Race

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill