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Animal safety in Africa is a survival sport

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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