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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi