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Organic Water Filter

Testing all-natural products on Vancouver Island

Organic Water Filter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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