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Organic Water Filter

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Organic Water Filter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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