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A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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