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My store is open to all. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Minds are like parachutes, they only function when open. - Thomas Dewar

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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