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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - WC Fields

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller

Trusting your individual uniqueness challenges you to lay yourself open. - James Broughton

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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