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Where rats are a welcome addition to temple worship
The Karni Mata Temple in Rajasthan, India - devoted to rat worship
The Karni Mata Temple in Rajasthan, India is one of India’s temples devoted to rat worship. Rats are believed to be the sacred incarnation of the Hindu goddess Shri Karniji. This large congregation of rats, or kabas, is fed on gifts of food and buffalo milk. Devotees present offerings of sweetmeats and coconuts to the head priest in exchange for a blessing and the application of kum kum, an orange dot on the forehead - the ancient symbol of the third eye. An old Hindu tradition required any person who stepped on a rat (and killed it) to give the rat's weight in gold and silver to the temple, or endure bad karma forever. Recent practice though relates to sales of small silver rats to cover such an incident.
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The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs. - Archie Bunker
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Worship is exclusionary. You cannot compromise on worship. - Ravi Zacharias
Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible
Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni
I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. - Ovid
With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
One of the things that I have admired about India is the spiritualism of the people. - Stephen Covey
The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler
Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias
Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner
Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky
Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie
Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias
The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer
It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett
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