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QuotaBillsKhaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst
A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli