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Olympic Moon Rings

Finding room for space in the Olympic oval

Olympic Moon Rings thanks to Helena Munroe

Setting a perfect background for the next Olympic Games

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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