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Olympic Moon Rings

Finding room for space in the Olympic oval

Olympic Moon Rings thanks to Helena Munroe

Setting a perfect background for the next Olympic Games

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English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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