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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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