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Office Party Grinch

Someone planning to disrupt the office festivities

Office Party Grinch thanks to Ron Rogers

The Grinch is a fictional character created by Dr. Seuss. He first appeared as the main character of the 1957 Christmas story 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'.

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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