Octopie
Attaching yourself to a very berry dessert
Creative suction pie crimping technique for shellfish people
QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee