QuotaBillsI was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee