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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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