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I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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