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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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