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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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