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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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