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I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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