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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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