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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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