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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

What you see, yet can not see over, is as good as infinite. - Thomas Carlyle

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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