Number Eight Laziness

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran