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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me. - Blaise Pascal

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. - Barbara Streisand

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. - C S Lewis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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