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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

The eternal silence of these infinite spaces frightens me. - Blaise Pascal

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

It is nice finding that place where you can just go and relax. - Moises Arias

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

The best way to get something done quickly is to give it to a lazy person. - Joe-kster

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Perfectionist: One who takes infinite pains, and often gives them to other people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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