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Nose Ring

Dad finds the perfect nose stud set for his daughter

Nose Ring thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Shopping for nose piercing jewellery can be pain-full

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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