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Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair

She used a strong-scented conditioner that day

Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Was she looking for a Bob haircut?

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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