Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair
She used a strong-scented conditioner that day
Was she looking for a Bob haircut?
QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain
It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro