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The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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