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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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