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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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