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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

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