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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

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