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Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

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