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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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