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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

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