#1 humor site on the 'net

Nobody Notices

Can you relate to this?

Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

Do you have a rewarding job?

QuotaBills
People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon

High Tensile Snow

Target Entry

Squirrel Feeder Trap

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

Ready To Leave

Portable Samurai

CPU Marshmallows