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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

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