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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles H Spurgeon

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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