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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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