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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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