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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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