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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God is always on the side of the heaviest battalions. - Voltaire

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther


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