No-iPhone Kids

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar