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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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