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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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