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Ninety Degree Weather

How to mathematically predict the weather forecast

Ninety Degree Weather thanks to Rick Hogarth

Weather by sky protractor

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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