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Ninety Degree Weather

How to mathematically predict the weather forecast

Ninety Degree Weather thanks to Rick Hogarth

Weather by sky protractor

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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