Ninety Degree Weather

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi