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Nice Try, Mom thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Diet plans that look better than the alternative

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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