Nice Try, Mom

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha