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The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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