QuotaBillsThe greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp'
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I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com