Nice Try, Mom

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg