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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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