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Nepal Lawyer

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Nepal Lawyer thanks to Roy Turkington

Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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