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Just in case you need legal representation in Lukla, Nepal

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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