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What to do if your Dog does a Poo

Naughty Dog thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Helping keep open spaces clean Down Under

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dyslexics are teople poo. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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