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QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain