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My Last Swim In The Ocean

When deep sea creatures come a little too close

My Last Swim In The Ocean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing off Safety at the beach

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nothing is ugly as long as it is alive. - Coco Chanel

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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