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My Last Swim In The Ocean

When deep sea creatures come a little too close

My Last Swim In The Ocean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing off Safety at the beach

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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