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Musicians Parking Lot

When music conductors direct the flow of traffic

Musicians Parking Lot thanks to Shawn Kennedy

A baton stick is used by music conductors directing an ensemble of musicians

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich


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