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Musicians Parking Lot

When music conductors direct the flow of traffic

Musicians Parking Lot thanks to Shawn Kennedy

A baton stick is used by music conductors directing an ensemble of musicians

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

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Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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