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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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