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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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