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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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