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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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