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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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