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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind every setback is an opportunity. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

In the silence behind what can be heard lies the answers we have been searching for for so long. - Andreas Fransson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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