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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com