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The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada


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