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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada


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