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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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