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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha


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