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Mouse Trapped

Cheese-e way to keep baby safely confined

Mouse Trapped thanks to Wayne Nowazek

No-kill mouse trap - safe for even babies!

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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