Moscow Beach

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson