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Moscow Beach

Even poor Russians can now afford a Dacha near the Kremlin

Moscow Beach thanks to Keith Blake

Russian swim model finds place to cool off

A Russian Dacha is a seasonal or year-round second home for wealthy Russians, often located in the exurbs of Russian and post-Soviet cities.

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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