Moscow Beach

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com